Al Capone And His Siamese Cat Al Capone is home alone He’s all drunk, slams down his mobile phone He asks ‘Where’s the party at?’ Parading in his party hat, Stretching his braces, dancing in his Pin striped slacks, He paces up and down his one bed flat Singing… ‘I’m a real slow soaker A Leisurely lush A dipsomaniacal Pentium slug Ha Ha!’ Outside his window, people just walk on by They don’t care for drink Al Capone bemoans and cries… ‘How can I fight prohibition When there’s no legislation The people...They do the work for the politician They are alcohol free by their own volition?’ Capone downs another bottle in his one bed flat Home alone in his party hat, Alone, apart from his pet Siamese cat A cat resigned to his rambling drunken chat Al Capone rants... ‘Why does no one get drunk no more? What ever happened to dopamine? We are human, surely we must drink? How can I profit? If people do not drink!' I am human, and I am flawed like a man Flawed with my DNA strands, Lets embrace that and enjoy a drink, No more self-imposed prohibition Dance and sing with total abandon With no inhibition!' Leaning out the window, A bottle in his hand, he shouts at passers by One last rallying cry ‘Party! Like the old days! Lets have a drunken mutiny Screw all this on-line scrutiny Yes, save on those medical bills But how else you going to get your thrills?’ Outside, people just walk on by Striking poses on their mobile phones, Making self-portraits in a world of their own Nobody listens to Al Capone, He is drunk he is home alone Apart from his pet Siamese cat Who’s stolen his party hat, Striking poses on his very own Mobile phone 'Just look at me Capone! You think I’m a typical stay at home cat I got a million followers What do you think about that? Check my moves, look at me spiral, All I got to do is dance and it goes viral! I wear your party hat for likes, Ha, ha I’m now a big brand influencer I’m the fastest coolest cat dancer! If you don’t sober up Capone, Then you’re get left behind, Polish your brand Capone Leave the drink behind Drink makes you slow and foolish, A record of regret A real Pentium slug And what’s attractive about that! Make profit like me Capone A real dancing singing cat! Cause… AI don’t drink Capone, AI don’t get drunk, Drink is bad for the brand Capone It never looks good, And it pays to look good! Drink and the brand don’t mix, And where there’s no likes There’s no dopamine fix!' Al Capone looks into his mobile phone, His image reflects, he laments ‘This is where the party’s at...' Taking back his party hat From his pet Siamese cat, Stretching out his braces He parades his flat and sings… ‘I’m a real slow soaker A Leisurely lush A dipsomaniacal Pentium slug’ ‘Drunk is defunct Capone, Drunk is defunct!’ How do you like that?' Sings his pet Siamese cat.
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RITALIN Its Hazy out
and about... I'm out My lazy Spontaneities Blocked Shouting standing In line Marching In time It's hazy out Dish out the pills Should work till Home Fitting in Fitting in The Ritalin Fitting in Fitting in The Ritalin Oh its true Quick fix Hot bricks Cheap tricks Short fixes Dish out pills Like Kibble and Bits White coat Gurus With their cheap tricks Rubble and bricks Come tumbling down Sugar clad Bricks Come tumbling down Fitting in Fitting in The Ritalin Come tumbling down Come tumbling down Satellites are far away Winter has arrived, not without delay Where the dominant moon now prevalent Through my window frame It's a stage like moon where satellites dance Where stars applaud, surround it It's an analogy of a scene, I recall, a phone call An invite to a play I exchanged the moon for the stage at the play Where there were lights, curtains, and auditorium I thought I would be there with the actors in the room Though it was beamed, via satellite From Nottingham There was just the slightest delay, it was live Satellites are far away The audience applauded, from Nottingham And we soon followed after in our room The play was about The madness of King George It was all kicking off And he didn't take it well It was a real test for modern medicine A time where talk spread fast As fast as the boats it was carried It was a turning point in world affairs The birth of modern America He ran about the stage in his long johns Stained shirt, not a good look Not fit for a king He ran about the stage in Nottingham It was beamed via satellite to our auditorium The audience applauded in Nottingham And we soon followed after in our room I think there was a slight delay Nottingham is far away I think there was a slight delay Satellites are far away If I draw a chair Then the chair is there It exists through lines And the space around it Don’t pretend its not there The chair is there And everything else That surrounds it Safe spaces Am I worried I’m in my safe space No need to panic I’m in my safe space You can't say that I'm in my safe space I cannot be offended I'm in my safe space Words of MD Words of MD I'm Shaking like a leaf I'm In disbelief Safe spaces Am I worried I’m in my safe space No need to panic I’m in my safe space You can't say that I'm in my safe space I cannot be offended I'm in my safe space Eject Reject Add it And edit It's good for our kind For that, give it credit Safe spaces All over the places My senses are assaulted I’m in my safe space I’m comfortably exalted I’m in my safe space I’m popping bubble wrap In my safe space I'm wrapped in cotton wool In my safe space Where do you draw the line? Safe spaces If I draw a chair Then the chair is there It exists through lines And the space around it Don’t pretend its not there The chair is there And everything else That surrounds it Safe spaces |
AuthorSam Weldon - Artist |